once upon a time, i stayed at this kids house for the first time. and when we’re there, we’re alone. so we do what we do when two people who are attracted to each other are left alone for too long. and then later in the evening i had to go pee, so i get out of bed and walk into the living room, naked, and there are people sleeping everywhere. i hurry back in the room, laughing my ass off. and all he says is, oh yeah…